Mustache Dog Ball ($12)

Mustache + Dog + Ball = Everything you could ever need in life.

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X-Shaped Rubber Bands ($7)

CLEEEVVVVVVER! Most things need at least two rubber bands anyway - now you can just use one! With X-shaped rubber bands!

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Fortune Cookie Necklace ($20)

I just like it . . . and we could all use a little extra luck.

P.S. Random story just for you: One time I got a fortune cookie that said, "Support literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today." Seriously. It was hilarious.

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Bamboo Bath Caddy ($50)

Sometimes you just need a relaxing bath . . . and a glass of wine . . . and a good book. Now you can have them all together, with this beautiful and useful bath caddy!

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Double Dish for Nuts or Cherries ($18)

This awesome bowl is perfect for nuts or cherries or strawberries or any kind of food that creates debris! Put the stuff in the top and then people can drop the shells or pits or stems in the bottom part of the bowl. Keeps everything looking clean and neat!

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Lemon Slice Squeezer ($10)

Because sometimes you just need to squeeze a slice . . . .
Usually when I try to squeeze just a slice, I give myself a nice hand and eye lemon-bath. Not fun.
Never. Again.

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Food Decorating Pen ($8)

This makes it way easier to write beautifully on cakes and cupcakes and plates - you can use honey, icing, jelly, whatever. I love this idea!

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Wine Tumbler with Lid ($13)

Your ivory carpets are safe once again! So never fear wine drinkers! I'll admit, it un-classes the idea of drinking wine but sometimes what you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Railing or Fence Planter ($22)

This is so clever - in fact, one might say that it is nifty :)
What a cute and easy way to put a planter outside over a railing or a fence! Want it!

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Pinwheel Earrings ($18)

It's almost Sprrrriiiiinnggg!!!! So probably you should buy yourself a whimsical pair of pinwheel earrings!

"Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice!" Hoodie ($50)

This would be perfect for some of my friends! Very funny!

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Marvel Comic Hero Ice Cube Tray ($10)

Ice cube shapes are fun!

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Stitch Witchery ($4)

This magical stuff let's you hem pants with just an iron! No sewing involved. Woo! It doesn't last for ever and it works better on certain materials, but as someone with really short legs, this is a life saver!

16 Piece Watch Tool Kit ($10)

I absolutely love watches. And I hate that I can't size them on my own! Now I can! I'm so excited that I found this and have it ordered already!

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Universal Cell Phone Stand ($2)

Sometimes you just want your phone to stand up. On your desk, on your bedside table, wherever. For watching movies, or video-chatting or what-have-you.
This is less than 2 bucks and is pretty universal. I'm sure it wouldn't work for the 'phablets' out there, but most everything else. I think I'll have to get one for myself!

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Mustache Magnets ($7)

Make those pictures on your fridge a little more exciting!

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Standing Butter Knife ($9)

Whenever there is a 'let's share a butter knife' experience there is always the issue of where to put the knife and trying to not have it touch the counter, but it always does, etc. Never fear my fellow butter lovers. This knife will stand up on it's own. Hip hip hooray!

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See-Through Glass Toaster ($99)

Okay, so I know that a hundred dollar toaster is pretty much the most ridiculous thing ever, but one day, when I have a gabillion dollars, I will buy this so I never have to guess at how well toasted my toast is.
First world problem? Yes, I know.

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Uni-'corn' Holders ($8)

Silly.

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Chalk Board Paint ($15)

I love chalk board paint! I saw someone paint an old fridge with it, and it was so awesome! It totally remade it and you could leave notes for each other and make great grocery lists. It was awesome. I can think of about a thousand other things that would be awesome painted with it also, like the bottom of wine glasses so you can write your name!

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Travel Jewelry Organizer ($15)

I hate dealing with tangled jewelry when I travel so I end up bring hardly anything. This would be so perfect! Everything is organized and well displayed and it isn't bulky at all. Hooray!

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Baby Bottle Sling ($20)

This bottle sling attaches to the baby car seat and feeds the baby without you holding the bottle. Also perfect for older babies that tend to throw their bottle out of the seat!

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Automatic Stirring Cup ($12)

No need to dirty a spoon and tire your wrist by stirring your coffee, let this cup do it for you!

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Folding Library Chair/Step Stool ($75)

This is a great gift. I got it as a wedding present for a fellow short friend and it was an absolute hit! it folds over in half and becomes a step ladder. And then is a cute little chair so it's not an eye-sore!

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Measure Magnet ($7)

This would be so handy! I am always struggling with recipes and measurements!

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Star Wars Cookie Cutters ($15)

I can think of a few people that would be pretty impressed by this!

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Spring Facial Hair Remover (that really works) ($15)

I am always skeptical of any kind of hair removal tool but this weird springy thing has 4.5/5 stars with over 500 reviews! That is enough testimony for me to try it out! Click over to Amazon to check it out!

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Address Embosser ($22)

How fancy! Never runs out like a stamp and looks way nicer! I really like the idea of this! Neat-o.

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iPad Stand with Toilet Paper Holder ($45)

Now, don't lie - I know you play games on your phone or tablet while you're in the bathroom.
Don't be embarrassed, we're all guilty.
Now you can make it official!
This toilet paper stand holds your iPad and pivots it to wherever you need for your pooping/playing pleasure.

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Cat Litter Self-Bagging Scoop ($11)

Clever! I'm always scared that some kind of remains will touch me when I go from the scoop to the bag.
Now we can eliminate that step!
This makes cleaning out the cat litter less of a horrible job.
Maybe. Kind of. Hopefully.

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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter/Stamps ($11)

Make a unique cookie with this cookie cutter! Cuts out a man, but gives him a skeleton, too! Fun!

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Harry Potter Wand Chop Sticks ($19)

So you love Harry Potter and love yourself some chop sticks? Well, here ya go!

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Paper Clip 'Nest' ($19)

This egg is a strong magnet that attracts the paperclips and makes them look like a nest. Cool!

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Star Goddess Pendant ($16)

I just thought this was pretty. That's all. The description was nice: With her arms outstretched grasping the points of an upturned cresent moon the Star Goddess stands in the bowl of the moon; head held high. The background is a deep, lustorous blue filled with heavenly bodies; framing the Goddess. It is a fitting piece depicting both the power and beauty of the Star Goddess.

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Lunch Size Microwave Safe Glass Containers ($18)

Microwaves are not good for your food anyway, but add some plastic to it, and the heeby-geebies get even worse. Sometimes a microwave can't be avoided, but use these glass dishes instead! They are dishwasher, microwave, oven and freezer safe. And it comes with tightly sealing lids. So do yourself a favor and use these instead of plastic!

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Bottle Bouquet ($20)

Carry a bottle of wine and six glasses with one hand! Neat-o!

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Noodle Soup Spoon/Fork ($14)

This is so smart! Now when you are trying to eat soup with noodles in it, you don't have to choose between a fork and a spoon! I love ramen and soup and noodles, so I think this is amazing.

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Subtle Butt ($13)

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. These are adhesive pads that you put in our underwear and then they are supposed to neutralize any passed gas. Bahahahaha! Who knows if they really work or not, but it sure is funny.

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Thumb Book Opener ($6)

This weird contraption goes on your thumb so you can hold a book open with one hand.
Reading is sexy.

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Grill Wok ($14)

Some things are too small to go on the grill.
No more! This wok is made for the grill, now you can do shrimp or veggies or stir-fry or anything!

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Boil Alert Disk ($10)

This glass disk sits at the bottom of your pot and rattles when it starts to boil. No more watching the pot! This will let you know when its boiling!

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Wrinkle Remover ($11)

I hate ironing. In fact, I've already posted about a travel sized steamer.
Anyway, here's another option! This is a spray that will get out some wrinkles and also freshen them and get rid of static and odors. Yay! Laziness!

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Moon Night Light ($19)

This is awesome. It is 3D and has a remote control so you can put it through the 12 different moon cycles. This is really cool for a kids' room, but really I think it would be awesome anywhere!

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Tea Timer ($16)

Steep the perfect tea! A sand timer is so whimsical and a perfect match to a cup of tea!

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Large Scoop Colander ($7)

It's like a giant slotted spoon! Now you don't have to use a colander! Great for scooping and draining and serving!

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Tube Squeezer (Two) ($6)

Get the last remains out of your toothpaste tube, minus the struggle!

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Automatic Stirrer ($8)

What will they think of next? You can just set this in a pot and it will walk around or something and keep your stuff stirred continuously.

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Come In / Go Away Doormat ($40)

Set your mat depending on your mood!

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Bright Sky Umbrella ($24)

Make your rainy day a little brighter!

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Airplane Fork ($9)

Ha! Cute!

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